Thursday, September 3, 2009
♥ Evil animal!
Take a long good look at this dog. Seriously, look at her. Behind those innocent eyes... Lies one evil bitch! Yes, you heard me; she is God Damn EVIL!!!
Do not get tricked by those cute puppy dog innocent looks, she'll just use that chance to steal your cheese burger & make you chase her until you drop. Depite her size, she can eat a mountain of canned dog food. She eats basically anything... I mean ANYTHING~ Grass, insects, prawn shells, you name it! She doesn't just eat a lot, she digs a lot too. You leave her for about 2 minutes by herself without getting tied up in the backyard and believe me, when you come back they'll be 3 extra holes in your grandpa's garden. The worse part is, the person that gets in trouble in YOU, not the dog!
Okay, if eating and digging isn't enough to convince you that she's evil... Then how about biting & chewing. She's in love with anything that moves, so even if you're just walking she'll attack your feet. We brought her a lot of chew toys but the only things she seemed to keen on chewing are either your hand or shoes. I once left my brand new shoes (which I've only worn out ONCE) outside in the backyard by accident. By the time I got back the shoes were gone! But it doesn't take an expert treasure hunter to find her favourite place to hide her "toys", I realise my shoes weren't the only victims. So that pair of shoes were basically wrecked, although they weren't the worse out of the whole pile of other bits & pieces she's got there. One of my cousin's stuffed Polar Bear was sitting behind the little bush, and it looked more like a brown bear than a polar bear.
So I'll say this last time.... MY DOG IS EVILLLL!!!!!!!
YuMi
7:22 PM
